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Using this Method you can start creating masterpieces of Abstract Art within five minutes. No assistance from any Genius is needed. The only prerequisite is Microsoft Word on your PC. 1. In the AutoShapes menu select Curve under Lines. 2. Move the mouse aimlessly, left-clicking occasionally, and you will get something like this: 3. Point the arrow towards any point on your curve and left-click. Keep the arrow in the same position and right-click. In the menu that will appear select “Format AutoShape”. 4. In the Format AutoShape menu choose Fill Color and Line Color. In the present example they both were chosen green. You will see something like this: 5. Now let us make the background. In the AutoShapes menu select Basic Shapes, than select Rectangle. Make a rectangle about the size of the figure. Than in the Format AutoShape menu choose the Fill Color for this rectangle. In the present example it was selected red. Now drag the green figure over the red rectangle. 6. Finally name it in...

(drum roll) 10. You prefer writing C, C++ and C# (CS/IT dudes) or Matlab and VHDL (ECE folks) over writing English. 9. You prefer meeting your room-mate over a game of Counter Strike or Dota rather than face-to-face and swear at your wing-mates loudly when they easily frag you in the game rather meekly (@#$% @#$ @#$%!). 8. There are no windows in your room…and you like it. 7. You are currently reading this on your laptop screen, with your laptop positioned in such a way that you can sleep comfortably on your hostel-bed and still be able to read it (Note that extensive use of these pixels makes them die faster.. so I suggest you use your room-mate's monitor to do your daily web browsing, without the comforts of your bed though) 6. You understand most of the jokes on xkcd . 5. You understand all of the jokes and are a contributing source to the forums of PhD Comics . 4. You run at the slightest sight of Prof. A Pathak, towards your 'workstation' and flood IP Messenger with l...